The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to murder rocks.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The capability to draw penises very well

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!