- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to stop existing.

The power to run as fast as a snail.

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to see where light is not present.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

the power to get wider by eating junk food

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power of learning

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

Pointless Super Powers