That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to die

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to poo.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!