The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to be a snail

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to murder rocks.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!