- Pointless Super Powers

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

the power of the succulent game

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to have no superpower

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to die at will

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to be missed when present.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!