- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to take a crap.

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to see where light is not present.

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to drain people's phone battery

The power to make coma patients bark.

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

Pointless Super Powers