- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to see where light is not present.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to reed a platypus mind.

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

the power to morph into yourself

The power to murder rocks.

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

the power to do nothing

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

Pointless Super Powers