- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do everything that you can do.

The power to waste money

Being only half invisible.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The Power of shitting by your mouth

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

the power to morph into yourself

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to be blind

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

he power to make mistakes

The power to have no superpower

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

Pointless Super Powers