The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power of learning

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The power of love

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The power to break a Nokia

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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the power to do nothing

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!