The power to burn the sun.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!