The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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Nope. Just nope.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!