The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to like any show

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!