the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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Justin Bieber

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to sweeten sugar

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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boo

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!