- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

to poop a penny every year

The power to transform gold into nothing.

the power to itch your teeth

The ability to part hair.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to take a crap.

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

Nope. Just nope.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to never finish your sentences because

Pointless Super Powers