The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to be blind

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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he power to make mistakes

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to turn cake into pie

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!