- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to waste money

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to control mealworms

The ability to sweat poop.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The ability to go to hell.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

Pointless Super Powers