The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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power to age faster

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to make your bowel work backwards

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!