- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

to poop a penny every year

the power to have a pointless superpower

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

the power to itch your teeth

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to draw a perfect circle.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to be french.

The power to be blind

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

Pointless Super Powers