The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to waste money

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to see the past.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!