- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to fly if you are eating.

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

The power to not think of a productive power.

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

Justin Bieber

the power to see the present

the power to have another pointless superpower

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

The ability to see into the present.

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power to lick your own elbow

the power to be powerless

The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

Pointless Super Powers