the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power of love

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!