- Pointless Super Powers

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

+85

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

+85

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

+83

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

+81

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

+81

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The ability to know when men have erections

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to die when you get old

the power to read this sentence

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The ability to go to hell.

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

Power to give birth through your penis.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds