- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

Having taste buds in your anus.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to like any show

The power to suck your own dick

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

the power to see the present

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The ability to see into the present.

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

Pointless Super Powers