The power to not think of a productive power.

The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

the power to write on cellophane

The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

The power to lick your own elbow

the power to be powerless

The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

to poop a penny every year

The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

the power to dislike this power

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

the power to itch your teeth

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

Being only half invisible.

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!