The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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the power to kill yourself

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power think five times slower.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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the power to see the present

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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boo

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the power to be powerless

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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to poop a penny every year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!