The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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the power to write on cellophane

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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boo

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to be powerless

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to transform into yourself.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!