The power to speak only one language

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to die when you get old

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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the power to do nothing

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Acid tears.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!