- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to have any power on this site.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to see the past.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to smell like body odor at will

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

Pointless Super Powers