- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to control mealworms

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The ability to sweat poop.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

Pointless Super Powers