The power to speak only one language

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to die when you get old

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to die at any moment you want.

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!