The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!