The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!