The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!