The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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the ability to type slower.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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kabloooeeey!!!

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!