- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

The power think five times slower.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

The power to push "pull" doors

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

Pointless Super Powers