- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to communicate with sperm.

the power to eat with your butt

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

the power to herd cats

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

Invisible handwriting.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

Pointless Super Powers