the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!