- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

kabloooeeey!!!

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to see through windows

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to smell like body odor at will

Pointless Super Powers