The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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Being alive (until you die).

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!