- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

the power to shit out of your nose

The power of compulsive lying.

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

The power to grab a cats face

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

Pointless Super Powers