The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!