- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to turn toast back into bread

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The ability to die on command.

to be shitty

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

Invisible handwriting.

The power to display emotions at will

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to live.

The power to revive Hitler.

Pointless Super Powers