- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The power to communicate with sperm.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

Being alive (until you die).

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

Pointless Super Powers