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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.
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the power tho vomit your poop.
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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.
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Delayed Reaction Man
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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public
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The power to not be color blind.
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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.
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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals
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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.
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The power become a kite but not when it's windy
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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.
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The power to do something while you can play games.
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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.
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The power to glow... in the dark...
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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive
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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power
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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".
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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).
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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet
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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins
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The power to run Crysis.
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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.
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The power of night-blindness.
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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
