- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

the ability to type slower.

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to have a V8

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

Pointless Super Powers