the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!