The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

the power to turn into amy rose

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to see through anything except air.

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

swear words -jesse

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The power to sleep for one thousand years

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to freeze ice

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to have a V8

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!