The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!