The ability to die on command.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to smell water.

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to be shitty

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to be a common person

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to live.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!