The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to shape shift into water

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The ability to read your own mind

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to do nothing

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!