- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell water.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power to volunteer as tribute.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

done something sexual with some type of food?

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

The power to have hindsight.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to know where the beef is

The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

The power to walk through air.

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

The ability to turn wine into water...

The power to live.

Pointless Super Powers